Watermelons. Earthmelons. Firemelons. Airmelons.
Long ago, the four melons grew together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Firemelons went on sale. Only the gardener, master of all four cultivars, could stop them. But when the world needed him most, he retired.
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Firemelons are a common food among the Miotal,creatures made of rock that live in water and eat fire. Scientists who try to categorize all lifeforms into one element find the Miotal incredibly frustrating, and classify them as “probably Air somehow, the bastards”. Miotal are often found near the raft villages of the Sceitimini (also known as Water Fairies), who help them socialize with the more civilized races in exchange for manual labor or guidance through the ocean. Water Fairies tend to by primarily Earth or Air-associated, despite living on the ocean and having Water in their names, because everything has to be confusing now.
6 thoughts on “Bright melon on that girl”
Flushmaster
I’m not sure which, but I suspect I will soon either want to marry Liri or smack her with something heavy.
Daniel Kelly
When did you stop beating your waifu?
Sirksome
What economic value is there in minting a coin worth -12? How does that even work? Does he now owe someone 12 coins or is he always just 12 coins….poorer?….more poor? If he throws it away did he just make 12 coins? What is this system?!….It’s just a joke coin isn’t it?
Drake
All I know for sure is, unless he gave that coin to the guy, he is now in debt.
p0indexterous
It’s a golf token.
Jack
Never before has fire looked so delicious.